The sound of Jim's worried voice hit my ears before consciousness fully returned.
"Thomas?! Baby, are you okay? Please wake up...." It sounded like he was extremely worried. My eyes opened a fraction to see Jim knelt down besides my prone body, a handful of tears rolling down his cheeks and worry evident on his face. I opened my mouth in an effort to reassure him that I was okay, but all I managed was a drawn out grunt. That seemed to be enough for Jim.
"Thomas, oh my fuckin' god! I was so worried..." he trailed off. "What happened? Are you okay?" He added hurriedly. I groaned again in response. That seemed to be my thing lately.
Jim went to pick me up in his arms, but a new voice entered, stage right, and said "Don't move him yet, I want to check him out first and make sure he's okay to get up."
I rolled my head to the source of the new voice, and saw one of the younger pallbearers that I didn't want to know kneel down next to me and promptly pull a penlight from inside his jacket. Apparently there was a doctor in the house. I closed my eyes and chuckled at my own joke, then slowly made the effort to open my eyes fully and investigate the world around me.
There was a circle of people surrounding Jim, the doctor and I, most with worried faces. Those that weren't seemed amused by the situation, and although I felt my anger flare a bit, I took it in stride externally. Never let them see you sweat, as the old expression went. I looked around and saw Lilly, Vincent, Mrs. Carol, the other pallbearers, the minister, and a few others looking down... at...
I double-took, and indeed there she was, in all her glory, wearing the purple dress she wore to Vincent's wedding 2 years ago and looking like hell. Her eyes were sunken in from their normal position, and she was definately more pale than I had ever seen her in life. But still, she was there, with a look on her face that I couldn't quite pinpoint. I pointed a finger at her and began to stammer, but Jim cut me off before I could scream or manage anything coherent.
"What are you pointing at?" He asked in a fairly hushed voice, following the line of my finger until he saw what I was pointing to.
The moment I saw Mrs. Carol reflected in his brown eyes, I saw something that will haunt me until the end of my days: Jim, the man that's not scared of a single thing in this world, my rock in a sea of turmoil, went as white as a ghost. He too started staring and stammering at Mrs. Carol, finally managing to mutter the word, "How?" several times in succession.
The pair of us making what was evidently a scene had started to cause a bit of an uproar in the crowd around us. Those nearest us, the doctor included, looked around wildly, trying to identify what the source of the problem was. Lilly was the first after Jim and I to catch on. Her face scanned the crowd like everyone else, shock and concern plastered across her thin face, until she spotted her mother.
Her face lit up as soon as she comprehended what she saw. Lilly then squealed loudly, tears pouring down her alabaster cheeks, and ran to her mother in a manner reminiscient of a small child who had lost their parent (which, I reflected, she had). She threw her arms around Mrs. Carol haphazardly and hugged her rather tightly as one might have expected.
Mrs. Carol seemed to not notice Lilly at all at first, still facing me with that disconcerting look that almost seemed like... Was that hunger? Or anger? Or longing? I shook my head violently, inducing a wave of dizziness and nausea as I did so.
The dizziness went away after a moment, but the nausea didn't. I hurriedly threw my head to the side just in time to vomit on the ground between me and Vincent, whom jumped back out of reflex and bumped into the woman behind him. The woman, in turn, hit Vincent around the head with her suitcase of a purse and cursed vehemently at him in mangled spanglish, prompting a brief apology from him and a whithering look at me.
The nausea passed after another moment, but the fear and paranoia of another wave stuck with me. I held my head to the side while enduring the acrid stench of my own sick, letting the aftershock wave roll over me before I attempted to sit upright and figure out what in the hell was going on. My head spun from the fumes, and I felt another lurch come up from stomach as the smell fully hit me. Mercifully it didn't come.
Jim had partly diverted his attention from Mrs. Carol to me, crouching over me in a half-way defensive position while rubbing my neck slowly to help ward off another bout of vomiting. He was still staring at the recently deceased with a wary face; like me, he obviously didn't trust what he saw in the situation. Something wasn't right, and he wanted to make sure I was safe and taken care of before anything else. My protector.
I looked up and realized that Mrs. Carol had finally noticed Lilly, and had embraced her back. She was even crying as she buried her face into the curve of Lilly's neck. Upon later contemplation, I even think it was morbidly artful the way both of their tears mingled with the outpouring of blood coming from the area where Mrs. Carol's face met Lilly's flesh.
Lilly gasped and tried to pull away. Mrs. Carol wouldn't let her.
Lilly's struggles were causing her more pain, as Mrs. Carol still had her teeth embedded deep in Lilly's neck. She was chewing and gnawing like an old man who had only recently remembered how to eat and was determined to be sated. Lilly audibly cried out, sobbing at first, then screaming at the top of her lungs. A piercing sound.
Most people nearby whom had formed around me and Jim had by now excitedly turned to Lilly and her mother, expecting to see a tearful reunion. Instead, they stood transfixed by the grotesquery before them, not sure of what was going on, most being too cautious to approach or intervene.
"HELP ME!!!" Lilly cried out at the top of her lungs, but the sound was wet, as though being forced through a glass of milk. "PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME GOD DAMMIT!!!"
Vincent was the first to step in, running around Jim and I and trying to forcibly seperate the two before being thrown backward single-handedly (!) by Mrs. Carol. Lilly's screams had at this point fully devolved in to gurgles as more and more of her neck and throat were devoured. Jim hurriedly stood up, grabbing me by my shoulders and forcing me to my feet.
"We have to get out of here," he said in a low, urgent voice that only I could hear. "Can you walk, baby?"
"Yeah, I think so," I replied, still not taking my eyes off the slaughter, and took one tentative step in the direction of Jim's truck. Thankfully I found my weight supported me, and took another, all the while being supported by Jim and his farmer's strength.
We made our way to the truck slowly, winding around the onlookers in our path with the pretense of needing to get me to the hospital. It didn't take long, and as soon as we climbed inside the cabin, I pulled out my phone and dialed the three numbers we all know by heart while Jim lit two cigarettes and handed me one.
"911, please state your emergency," came the bored voice on the other end of the line.
"Yeah, my name's Thomas Black and I'm at the Requiem Gardens Cemetary in Metairie, and I'd like to report what I think is a murder!" I blurted out rather quickly.
"Hold on, sir, you think it's a murder?" came the operator in a voice that suggested she couldn't care less if World War Three had broken out here today, just so long as she got her paycheck.
"Uh..." I trailed, "Yeah. I know this is going to sound wierd but please follow me. My ex-mother-in-law, whom we had just had a funeral for, got out of her coffin and is eating my ex-wife's neck while everyone is standing around and staring.... That's murder, right?" I added almost childishly. On second thought, yeah, I really didn't think this out.
I pulled a drag on the cigarette Jim had handed me while I sat through a thoroughly stunned silence on the other end of the phone. Eventually I heard the telltale clicking of a keyboard being worked furiously, followed by the sound of multiple people in the background snickering.
At this point, my temper started to flare a bit, and I added, "You do believe me right?" in a serious tone.
More snickering. And finally, my anger broke.
"Listen here, you stupid fucking bitch," I started, causing Jim to look my way with a mixture of awe and solemnity, "I just witnessed my ex-wife have her neck turned into fucking kibble by a dead fucking woman and all you're gonna do is call your stupid-ass dumb-fucking coworkers and laugh at me like I'm some crazy fucking transient making a god damn crank call?!"
"Whoa, baby," Jim said out of the corner of his mouth, his eyes still scanning the graveyard in front of him in case the carnage spilled our way.
The laughter at the other end of the phone stopped almost as soon as the last syllable left my mouth. Apparently I had been put on speakerphone without my knowledge or previous consent. Before I could press that advantage, though, a new voice entered my phone.
"Sir, I don't like that tone you're taking with my operator, and I would appreciate it if you'd apologise to her right now or hang up the phone and take your damned fib elsewhere," came a deep voice that I presumed to be the supervisor. I opted for the latter choice.
"What are we gonna do, Jim?" I asked after roughly shoving the phone in my pocket, "Do you want to stay here and try to stop her or do you wanna bail and try and find an actual policeman to..."
BANG.
"What the fuck?" I half-screamed. Jim cautiously craned his head around to see the bed of the truck, where the sound had eminated from. Almost instantly he shot back around, put the keys in the ignition, and tried like hell to crank the engine up with the celerity of the gods.
"What was that?" I asked, afraid to turn around.
"........."
"Baby...?"
"Vincent's head."
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